||[Mar. 29th, 2004|01:59 pm]
Hey everybody! I can sense that this community is going to be the elitest on LJ yet! I'd really like to get into the ambassadors or the auxillary, but I'll take whatever I can get.
Shout out to Lil' Reba - I'm so proud of you honey. Let me know if you wanna start the slim fast plan with mommy!
Religion: I was a devout Roman catholic and was just about to take the cloth when I discovered my first hubster was a he-she! So now I'm Unitarian.
Skin color: I'm a honkey, but I do extreme tanning to give me that exotic look. The darker the berry the sweeter the juice, right?
Political Affiliation: Green Party! Cause I love to smoke me some hashish.
BMI: 4-20 but i carry it all in my large bust and impressive rump.
Annual Income: Just below the poverty line - $6,000! I'm reachin for the stars though. I'm hopin to be featured on MTV cribs next season.
Vehicle: (Make, Model, and Year) Black 1984 Safari. called the "Power Bus"
Communities you belong to or have been affiliated with at one point: mikey_n_debdeb, debdeb_n_mikey, ask_taffy, ask_junktime, ask_patty, ask_justjax, elite_meat, shirenus_castle, welfare_momz, nakedparts2.
Brief essay on why you feel you belong in such an elite community: Forget the hollywood mumbo jumbo for a mo, I'm gonna break this down for you minus the bull shit: I spend a hell of a lot of time online. Motherhood has really disappointed me. I want to help make this a place where all free spirits can feel safe and uncensored! And, well.. look at me!