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(no subject) [Apr. 22nd, 2004|04:08 pm]

[mood |hornyhorny]

As part of the Ladies Auxilliary table i feel it's time to do bring in some followers. And since nobody is above me yet i pull rank around here. I will offer a free tour of my back side. Only for a limited time. I have other clients who need their daily ass pounding. Therfore, RECRUIT. and i want to see more men. some i already haven't fucked. I need some uncharted territory. Someone hit up the virgin communities.


[slides a pain killer down with cheap wine]
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theme post [Apr. 19th, 2004|08:06 pm]
[mood |cheerfulcheerful]

I know I'm not officially a member, but I wanted to post pictures of my rat, Flubby. She won the fattest rat contest.

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THEME!!!1 [Apr. 19th, 2004|10:43 pm]

[music |Morning Musume - Da Di Du De Do Da Di!]

PLEASE VOTE MY PET THE UGLIEST!! ;_; That bitch tried to take my Yuko away from me...

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THEME! PETS! [Apr. 19th, 2004|12:09 am]

ugliest pets get death!
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(no subject) [Apr. 15th, 2004|01:39 am]

Religion: I was a cute little Altar Boy at my Roman Catholic church. I loved my religion as much as i loved my father. I'm now Agnostic

Skin color: white. very pail. i like the untouched look. slut

Political Affiliation: It all doesn't really matter to me. At some point they will all be on their knees for me. I truly hold the power.

BMI: Giddy Up

Annual Income: It's high... sometimes my STD's flare up and my pay shoots down.

Vehicle: (Make, Model, and Year) White Honda Civic Hatchback 1991 with a license plate that reads F1ERCECollapse )

Communities you belong to or have been affiliated with at one point: _rufio_hehe_robotradicallyqueersurprise_pattytummyfetishask_junktimeask_pattynew_friends

Brief essay on why you feel you belong in such an elite community: Ugh. I am the token faggot that trades STDs among friends. i already know I'm hot shit and my ass is something all men thirst for. I change outfits just to go to the grocerie store. I like to play with my zipper around strangers. I also find it compleatley amusing to rip farts in a plane and watch as people cringe and look around. Why should i belong to the elite community... cause I'm already part of the A-list. The elite already belongs to me. So lets fuck and make me bleed.
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(no subject) [Mar. 29th, 2004|01:59 pm]

[mood |ditzyditzy]

Hey everybody! I can sense that this community is going to be the elitest on LJ yet! I'd really like to get into the ambassadors or the auxillary, but I'll take whatever I can get.
Shout out to Lil' Reba - I'm so proud of you honey. Let me know if you wanna start the slim fast plan with mommy!

Religion: I was a devout Roman catholic and was just about to take the cloth when I discovered my first hubster was a he-she! So now I'm Unitarian.

Skin color: I'm a honkey, but I do extreme tanning to give me that exotic look. The darker the berry the sweeter the juice, right?

Political Affiliation: Green Party! Cause I love to smoke me some hashish.

BMI: 4-20 but i carry it all in my large bust and impressive rump.

Annual Income: Just below the poverty line - $6,000! I'm reachin for the stars though. I'm hopin to be featured on MTV cribs next season.

Vehicle: (Make, Model, and Year) Black 1984 Safari. called the "Power Bus"

Communities you belong to or have been affiliated with at one point: mikey_n_debdeb, debdeb_n_mikey, ask_taffy, ask_junktime, ask_patty, ask_justjax, elite_meat, shirenus_castle, welfare_momz, nakedparts2.

Brief essay on why you feel you belong in such an elite community: Forget the hollywood mumbo jumbo for a mo, I'm gonna break this down for you minus the bull shit: I spend a hell of a lot of time online. Motherhood has really disappointed me. I want to help make this a place where all free spirits can feel safe and uncensored! And, well.. look at me!

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HELLO! ^^ [Mar. 29th, 2004|08:38 pm]

[music |Morning Musume Sakura Gumi - Sakura Mankai]

I feel superduper special for being invited here! ♥ YAY!
Here's my application!

Religion: Love!

Skin color: Pale azn!

Political Affiliation: The Heart League of Finland!

BMI: I'm very skinny! Is that what you're asking? o_O

Annual Income: Pervert!

Bicycle! A red Madison! <3 Umm... I don't know how old it is!

Communities you belong to or have been affiliated with at one point:
I don't remember them all but here's some!
m_n_dd, dd_n_m, elite_meat, shirenus_castle, new_cool_kids, allthingstatu, battle_royale, flowersoverboys, geekyobsessions and so on!!

Brief essay on why you feel you belong in such an elite community:
I'm cute as a marshmallow but also a hidden BEAST! HEAR ME GROAR! I bring joy, happiness (OMG IS THIS JUST A COINCIDENCE NIKKITA!), love and fake lesbian action! PEACE~!

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(no subject) [Mar. 27th, 2004|02:58 pm]
[mood |Freshly fucked]
[music |whale sounds]

Religion: Gibsonite

Skin color: Any color you want it to be

Political Affiliation: Republican

BMI: .2

Annual Income: 6 cans of tuna and a wooden nickel

Vehicle: (Make, Model, and Year) 1993 Ford Windstar

Communities you belong to or have been affiliated with at one point: hehe_robot, kill_whitey, the_exalted

Brief essay on why you feel you belong in such an elite community:

I made it. Is that good enough?
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(no subject) [Mar. 27th, 2004|10:16 am]

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